15 facts about me as a boyfriend.

1. I love to eat pussy. So if you plan on being my woman you have to love getting head, otherwise we might have a serious problem..

2. I never cheat. Unbeknownst to most of you, I'm like the most trustworthy boyfriend ever. When I'm in a relationship with someone, I take that extremely seriously. Cheating is a waste of both of our times, if I want someone else I'll just break up with you..

3. I like to listen. Unlike most dudes I actually like to listen to a woman talk. One of my life's goals is to help everyone I can and listening to someone is a big stride toward that goal. Plus something about a woman's voice does something to me.. 

4. You are always INNOCENT until proven GUILTY. I give my woman the benefit of the doubt every time no matter what her past was like, I know people can change because I am a walking example of that.

5. I love my woman flaws and all. Period. Now love is all about making sacrifices and changing for your mate, but I don't believe in changing someone. If you are how you are then that's you. BUT please know that there is some shit that I WONT take and when I put my foot down it's not coming back up. 

6. You cannot punish me by not giving me sex. Sex is amazing and I love to do it all the time with my woman but I can go without it if needed. I have self control, a vivid mind, and two wonderful hands.. You will only be punishing yourself I promise.

7. I don't act differently around other people. I'm ME 100% of the time, now I may act a little wilder around other people but I WILL NOT treat my woman any differently, that shit is fake. If I love and want to hold my woman and tell her I love her 1000 times at home I will do the same thing in front of family and friends. Naysayers will never make or break me.

8. I believe YOU about YOU before others opinions and accusations. People hate and have alterior motives even when they don't even know they have them. I will go to my woman before I listen to anyone else but don't think you can pull the wool over my eyes. I'm intelligent and sensible. I was born at night NOT last night. If my source is credible (either family, or a close friend that's in a relationship) then they will be considered more heavily.

9. If you're into something I'm willing to try it. As long as I'm not crossing any boundaries with myself.

10. I do not have insecurities. Maybe a few about my body but after the first time we have sex I'm pretty much over that. Plus I've been hitting the gym lately so that will not be a problem soon lol.

11. I don't like to play roles. A REAL man/woman is an ambiguous ideology and I always, and rarely, fall into the REAL man category of most people's opinions. There are certain things that people consider a woman's role or job to do, that I have no problem doing. I cook because I like to eat, clean because I hate a dirty ass house, take the kids wherever because that would be my job as a good father, wash your hair and grease your scalp (if you teach me), and whatever else you want me to do. I massage every body part, I wash dishes, shit I will even learn how to give my woman a pedicure if she wants me to. I'm too secure in myself as a man to think that things I do to and for my WOMAN could be considered gay especially since the reward for doing most of these things is pussy anyway. I can be the provider and protector but I also am a strong believer in my woman being equal to me, not above or below me. I don't want a woman to "hold me down" I don't even know what the fuck that means and it sounds cramped and constricting. I want a woman to be by my side, not in front of me and in my way, not behind me so I have to keep looking back, but by my side so that if either of us fall off, we can be right there to pick each other up. If something happens to where I can't support us anymore I want to be confidant that my woman will be able to pick up the slack while I get myself together. The era of the housewife is dead, I want a queen, a leader, a soldier a ride and live chick (they are so much more reliable than ride or dies).

12. Chivalry isn't dead with me. I'm a gentleman.

13. Your business and space is YOUR business and space. Yes I have my days where I LOVE to be all up under my woman, caked and cuddled up and all that gay shit but I know how important space is in a relationship. So when you say, "Bay leave me alone", I leave you the fuck alone. I will never infringe on your girl talks, I don't go through phones, I don't want to know who that was you were just talking to, I don't give a fuck about your facebook, email, and twitter passwords. You can have friends, male and female, and I prefer that you do have friends so I won't have to be your only source of entertainment and you have a diverse selection of  people and experiences. Just make sure they are friends and just that.. Like I said you're innocent until proven guilty but once you're guilty you will be punished to the maximum extent of the law. Mainly termination of the relationship. There is no exception or second chances for cheating. If that happens IT'S... FUCKING... OVER!!!! We can still be cool though... maybe... prolly not you skeezing bitch I dont even want to know why you did it. I hope you get syphilis in the eye..

14. I am versatile. I love diversity and I hate complacency. I like to switch up EVERYTHING from sex, to places to eat, to hang out spots, to friends, to conversations, to churches (if we do that), to trips, to EVERYTHING! I keep it spicy whenever I can so I most definitely need someone open minded and adventurous.

15. I am not strict. I have very few rules, I am willing to change, I hate arguing, and I will negotiate with most situations but when I put my foot down or say that I will not tolerate something, thats it. I don't want to hear shit else about it, no negotiations, no arguments, just accept it or check it. I hate doing that but if I KNOW that I can't stand something I wont try to accept it. Thats fighting a losing battle with myself. Im very open minded about most things but if something hurts me, I dont keep quiet about it and let it out later. I express myself.

Thats all about me for now...