Monday, April 11, 2011
Mind Splurge Episode 12: Serious Issue..
I can't have sex with a condom.. I don't feel ANYTHING, with ANY condom that I've EVER used in my life. I can never enjoy the subtleties of one night stands because there is no point when I know I wont bust a nut anyway. That shit is a one way ticket to blue balls and I wont raw dog it because that's how you get that itch that you can't scratch..O_o With that being said, I sometimes go long periods of time without sex. They should develop an immunity pill to ALL STD's and disable a woman's ability to get pregnant for just that night, with NO side effects!!! nvm -_- I would be a hoe if they made that... I would live in the glorious land of pantyville for the rest of my days frolicking naked in the bush with the most sincere ear to ear smile plastered on my face with All Night Long by Lionel Richie playing in the background... #happyplace :D.... But I digress... This is becoming a serious problem because I LOVE sex but I refuse to be a hoe, a daddy, or the recipient of Syphiherpegonomidiaids... And then if I try to find a girlfriend, it will be PRIMARILY for all the wrong reasons (Pinky and the Brain)... And since Im not a conniving conniver I guess my only option is PALMella :/ (Sigh)...... NAH MAN FUCK ALLAT!!!! If a woman isn't on birth control and isn't going to get tested WE AINT FUCKIN!! FLAT!!! Im not going to jack off anymore. Look at your watch! HAMMER TIME BITCHES!!! Im starting the S.A.N.D.S. movement today! (Suck A Nigga Dick or Somethin....) If I have on my S.A.N.D.S. shirt then you know what time it is... SHOW ME WHAT DAT MOWF DO!!! Just because my frame is a frame doesn't mean I can't make it hurricane in ya hanes, real chat cat... I will fuck you so good your credit score will go up. My dick will cure your scoliosis and lower your blood pressure.... Ok im done..
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6 comments:
Very interesting! Honest as well! Condoms protect us...but they don't necessarily make the sex too enjoyable. Safe sex!!!
Exactly Desire! I honestly feel the same way that you do but I know that if I'm not in a committed relationship with you, then condoms are a must. Even though I've been on birth control since I was 16, I still feel wary of not using a condom or something. Not having any sensation at all with a condom (even the thin and most sensitive brands) is not good.
That was Deep...
O_o...you said "Syphiherpegonomidiaids"...lol...smh..I can Dig it! then you said you would frolick naked in Pantyville, you mean you want to reside in Pussyville..lol
But kidding aside, I feel you on this BUT Can you really trust a person to keep it 100% with you as you would keep it with them. I heard to much stories and actually know a person who died of AIDS because she assumed he was faithful and he wasn't and she affected with the disease.
We need to form a colony! test everyone and then lock them in our imaginary town that way they can have disease free sex and pursue relationships without worries... *POP*... That was the bubble bursting in this Ridiculous Dream...
That Post ^^^ was Me.. Sweeti A.
That's part of love. Trusting. Yes it's scary but whats life without risks you know? That is a HUGE ass risk though. O_o
I know... *sigh*
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