Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Cutty Buddy Application


Name:______________________

City:______________________
State:_____________________
Age:__________ Phone:______________

Hair Color:__________ 
Real Hair Color:____________ 
Eye Color:___________

Dentures: __________ 
Weight: _________
Height:___________ 
Waist Size: __________
Breast or Bra Size: __________

Marital Status:
Married___________
Single______________
Divorced:_________ Other__________

Are Your Breasts Real? ____________
Do You Like Them:
Sucked_________ Chewed__________ Kissed____________ 
Caressed__________ Squeezed________ Licked_________ 
Other_____
All of the Above____________

Can You Stay Out Late? _____________ How Late?_____________ 
All Night? _________ Several Days? ___________ 

Do You Like To Have Sex And Be Screwed All Night? ____________

How Often? __________

Do You Like Oral Sex? _____________ 

Pussy Size:
Small ________ Medium __________ 
Large ____________ Extra Large __________ 

While Screwing Do You:
Faint______ Fart______ Cry______ Moan______
Hum______ Whistle______ Scream_______ Sing_______ 
Scratch___________ Just Lay There_________ 
All of the Above_____________________ 

List the Top 3 Positions You Like the Best:
1)______________
2)______________
3)______________

When You Cum Do You:
Wiggle______ Wobble__________
Twist_______ Jerk_________ Scream________
Cry________ Just Start Humping Like Hell___________ 

What Kind of Screw Do You Like?
Fast_________ Super Fast__________ Slow__________
All Night____________ All Speeds___________ 

How Many Times? _________________ 
How Long Do You Like To Screw At
One Interval? ___________________________ 

If You Have Screwed Before, Give Two(2) References 
(Not Immediate Family)

Name:______________ Address:______________ 
Phone:__________ 

Name:______________ Address:______________ 
Phone:__________

Would your service be Free of Charge?_______ 

If Application Is Favorable, And If Not Free,
What Are Your Charges For:

One Night_________ One Hour____________ 
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job?___________ 

What Credit Cards Will You Accept?

Master Card_____ VISA______ Am. Express_______
Sears________ JC Penney's___________
All of the Above________ Others_________

1 comments:

Sweeti A. said...

lmaoooo!! you are Funny!! Like a Job application people will lie!!!

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