Why you like me.

Now im not trying to be conceited or anything I just notice a lot of shit. Over the past few years after dealing with various women I realized a lot of things, one of those things being a sentence that when said, changes the course of the relationship whether it's strictly platonic, cutty buddies, talking, or a RELATIONSHIP relationship. That one sentence being "I don't know what it is but there is something about you...". Today im going to explain EXACTLY what that something is.

1. Im interesting. I really hate it when people can't carry a conversation so I pride myself in not being one of those wack mufukas. I always have something to say about everything because I am an opinionated person, and that something that I say is probably insightful, intelligent, funny, or a combination of the three. Those cliche ass convos are so weak, "Wuchu up to? Wuchu doin today? Where da hoes at? Where da weed at?" KILL YOSELF BY DEFENESTRATION YOU BORING BITCH!!

2. Im funny. It's not a big secret that im a silly guy, I absolutely love to make people laugh and smile, it's part of my life goal. While I have life on this earth I want to spend it making other people's lives better and making people smile is one of the many ways that I choose to do so. Plus scientific studies show that people are (a high number)%  more likely to trust someone who makes them laugh. And it makes them comfortable and break out of their shell.

3. Im myself at all times. Women notice when men change it up, as a matter of fact they look for that shit, so the way that I avoid being considered a fake ass nigga is by being myself at all times. Why be something im not when im already cool as fuck? I love myself too much to try to be someone else anyway. Plus if I be myself at all times, women can ONLY like me for me. That shuts out fake ass people and people with ulterior motives. And it makes people scared to even have ulterior motives because they know real recognizes fake very quickly, so when they try hard NOT to be fake it shows how fake they really are.

4. Im honest. I keep it 100% real at all times, lying is too damn hard, trying to keep up with stories and remember what you said. Fuck all that, I have nothing to hide and I don't give people anything that they can use against me, my business is never put out like that. I don't like drama and I don't spread rumors. If I did it, I did it. If you want to judge me or not fuck with me after that then i'll just cut you off and find another one just like you minus the closed mindedness and the fakeness.

5. Im handsome. To me at least.

6. Im open minded. Im willing to try anything once (some exceptions) and I love to experience new and fun things. Im never judgmental and I make people feel very comfortable and at ease when I talk to them simply by being myself. My comfort makes them comfortable. 

7. Im positive. Im ALWAYS positive, optimistic, and reassuring. I don't find joy in others' pain, I don't spend my time putting other people down about their situations, I like to make people happy. I feel that everyone has been put into my life for a reason so I try to make their stay in my life as pleasant as possible no matter how long or short it may be.

8. Im smooth. Im a Cold Tony, no one can doubt that, when I have my moments im the manliest guy dude on the planet.

9. Im patient, if im feeling someone, I never pressure them or push myself on to them. I have a very happy  medium when getting to know someone. I give and take just enough for us to know how each other feels then we go from there.

10. Im a GREAT listener. Ask anyone who knows me.

11. I know a lot about sex. Or more importantly, how to properly please a woman. I wouldn't call myself a freak because thats honestly a downgrade of the true skills that I possess. And lets keep it real here, everyone talks about sex, and if you're not talking about it then you're thinking about it. When me and a woman talk about it curiosity leads them to want to know a lot more. Theres not much more to be said

12. I smell good. I have good hygiene, a wide variety of cologne, and I know how much to put on.

13. Im spontaneous, free spirited, impulsive, and instinctive. I pride myself in my ability to keep a person guessing. It makes me a lot more interesting.

Umm I think thats it, if not tell me more that I should add. Ill ask my girl when she wakes up tomorrow. 14 will probably be that IM FAITHFUL AS FUCK!!! So if you like what you saw then you can get everything except 9 and 11 because everything else is exclusive to one person and one person only! Tuesday Davis.